Now for some AquariumStuck.
The Waddler family
Waddler (Water/Fire or Water/Ice) The Seasonal Bird Pokemon
"A Waddler’s feathers change color depending on the outside temperature. This adaptation helps it endure the elements and is useful for picking up chicks."
Now for some AquariumStuck.
The Waddler family
Waddler (Water/Fire or Water/Ice) The Seasonal Bird Pokemon
"A Waddler’s feathers change color depending on the outside temperature. This adaptation helps it endure the elements and is useful for picking up chicks."
okay remember when i was joking about what if sollux just wore colored contact lenses and he actually had normal troll eyes?
i realized the reverse is even more hilarious
sollux wearing contacts to make himself have normal eyes and subsequently weirding the fuck out of everyone with them because they’re so used to his real ones
AquariumStuck was…really popular. Welp, I have more!
Jotter (water) The Handhold Pokemon (No evolutions, just gender differences)
"Jotters are very fast and playful swimmers. When they go to sleep, Jotters hold hands so as to not lose each other in the current."
You’ll remember these guys from the Cetus gym. They spam the gym’s signature TM, Echoed Voice (TM49.) They are actually pretty average— it’s the TM that’s nice. By they time you ‘re mid-game, it gets pretty easy to counter, so I wouldn’t rely on it too much.
Guys.
People
Who
Fucking
Cosplay
Deadpool
Fucking
Deserve
All
the
Fucking
Awards.
Pretty sure that it’s a contractual obligation to give no fucks when cosplaying Deadpool.
Amen.
Deadpool cosplayers are seriously my favorite type of people
this is sERIOUSLY THE GREATEST THING HE JUST COMES OUT OF NO WHERE LIKE ‘MY TRIGGER SENSES ARE TINGLING’
No the best part is that he’s not actually there. He hasn’t, like, come running over or anything, he’s just talking.
THATS EVEN WEIRDER
'hey what's your otp'
i put my hands in my pockets casually, giving a nervous laugh. ‘w-what’s an otp’ i stutter. i take my hand out of my pocket to brush my hair back smoothly. a list falls out of the pocket. it begins to roll. it is going on seven blocks now. i begin to cry.
Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.
Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.
Now, I’m not a Hetalia fan, but some of the people I follow are, so this happened.
I think the one on the far left looks the best.
WELP
can someone draw this please, you will be doing your country a favor.
I AM SO SORRY!
and this is why i shouldn’t have too much free time and i am so so sorry ><
scary bonus: (i am 1000x more sorry )
IT GOT BETTER.
Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw
i killed a man
photo courtesy of koodalinee
That’s a sticky situation you seem to find yourself in, friend.
DAMNIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING CONFESSING TO YOUR CRIME ON THE INTERNET?!
Here’s what you need to do.
Wash the knife in bleach and throw it in a sewer grate across town or a large local body of water.
Smash the teeth out of the head and collect them all, then grind the teeth into dust (IN A DIFFERENT LOCATION THAN WHERE YOU STAY) and dispose of them.
Cut off the fingers and strip the flesh from the bone. Feed the flesh to an animal or go all Hannibal on it and consume it yourself.
Now comes the tricky part.
You’re going to want to get a hold of a ridiculous amount of saran wrap, a large plastic sheet, some garbage bags, a power tool that can dismember a body (pay in cash and buy it from a store outside of your city/town), a change of clothes, and a metric fuck-ton of cleaning supplies.
Got it all? Good.
Roll the body on top of the plastic sheet and dismember it. (You’re going to want to do this in a fairly clear, easy to clean area), blood will spurt out of that body insanely so you better have a good stomach.
After you’ve got all the pieces nice and transportable, wrap them up in the saran wrap and stuff them in the garbage bags along with the clothes you were wearing when you murdered the victim and dismembered them.
Now, drive to the nearest auto salvage yard and throw the body and the clothes you’re wearing) in the trunk on top of a spare tire or any nearby one you can find, throw a heavy fuelant on top (either a hefty amount of gasoline or some napalm [gasoline mixed evenly with cat litter or orange juice concentrate]). Punch out a tail light, ignite the body, close the trunk, and get home.
Clean…
Clean so much.
Scrub until you can’t anymore and then fucking do it more. If you think you’re being too careful, you’re not.
Finally find a GROUP of friends (people who understand your murderous tendencies), and form a solid alibi and stick to it…
Oh, and delete your tumblr.
I killed a blueberry
they are either a writer or a murderer
I looked up the artist and his name is Johannes Stoetter and he is this really trippy guy who paints on people and
HOW
THIS IS A FROG
BUT THOSE ARE REALLY PEOPLE AND
THAT PINEAPPLE LOOKS ALIVE
THIS TREE REMINDS ME OF A WOMAN A BIT
HE LOOKS DRAWN ON THE STAIRS NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
THE FUCK YOU SAY
HOW CAN THIS BE REAL HOLY FRICK FRACK
AFHHGFUAHFSAHFUGHDUAHF
I SHOULD WORK AS AN ART CRITIC
DO. NOT. DO. THIS.
Seriously, do not do this. In no manner of speaking should you do this.
That is a photo of a glow stick in a Mountain Dew bottle.
Baking soda and peroxide creates a corrosive, and adding it to a carbonated drink will cause it to explode. It eats through solid concrete.
DO NOT DO THIS.
left out all the annoying happy responses to give you this PSA
I might reblog this everyday for a month if it kills this horrible circulating image.
